I'm sitting in our play room. We've done a pretty good job of outfitting the walls of our playroom. I wonder what all this says about those who live here. I've got an idea. From right to left.
An original The Little Mermaid movie poster. It's one of the ones that has the penises on the castle. I feel like a lot of people say the have a movie case with the penises. I also feel like there couldn't have been that many made and still in existence. That being said, I really do have one.
Pinnochio and the Emperor the Night movie poster. I don't know what that movie is.
All Dogs go to Heaven. That's a good movie. Not all dogs go to heaven, though.
Batman. The first one with Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton. I feel bad for Jack. His role as The Joker will forever be overshadowed by Heath's, but Jack's is pretty freakin good, and Kim Basinger gets her groove on that one, too. Certified hottie of her time.
Do the Right Thing. Spike Lee is my homie. Miracle at St. Anna was the last movie to make cry. Like a baby.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The game does not get enough credit. People always say that Vice City or GTA: III are the best. That's not true. I'm sorry. You can ride bicycles in San Andreas. You can swim. The hydro.
Robot Chicken Star Wars. I've seen every episode of all three seasons of Robot Chicken. It's always weird to watch Robot Chicken with other people. That show can get up and show you some shit that you can't unsee. I see the humor in it, though.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit. If you don't know, you wouldn't understand.
The Princess and the Frog. Dr. Facilier is one of my favorite Disney villians. It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need. And in your future it's the green I see.
Batman Returns. I love Christopher Walken in this.
Zombieland. The best zombie movie of the last ten years. Believe that.
Gamera. I think it is really funny that we have a Gamera poster.
If you didn't know, now you know.
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