Sunday, July 31, 2011

Pad Thai



It turned out pretty well for my first try. I'm still working on the recipe, so I can't post it yet.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Perfect Tuna Sandwich



I've done it. It's the perfect tuna sandwich.

Ingredients:

5oz albacore tuna (I used Bumblebee)
2 slices of bread (I suggest 10 grain or at least whole wheat)
1/4 cup chopped green onions
1/4 cup chopped roasted garlic dill pickle
1 T yellow mustard (not pictured)
1 T stone ground mustard
1 T sour cream
1/4 t very hot horseradish



Combine ingredients in a bowl.



Put the spread on your bread and enjoy. I was tempted to add pepper, but I'm glad I didn't. The amount of spice is just right. I want to describe the sandwich more, but I can't. My words fail me.

Internet on the TV

I view a lot of my internet content on my TV now. It's pretty crazy because sometimes I forget it's the internet. Very good.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

RANT: Fitness does not reflect excellence.

To the roided out douchebag wearing an Affliction tee outside the grocery store that laughed at the kid wearing a WoW tee who tripped on a curb: you're a pathetic asshole. First of all, fitness does not reflect excellence. The fact that you have huge biceps is not impressive. The only traits of your personality that is displayed by your muscles is self-absorption and vanity. You find that kid laughable because he spends his spare hours playing video games. The fact that you spend yours repeatedly picking up something heavy and setting it back down makes you no better than him. Furthermore, his hobby takes legitimate talent. A fitness show does not display talent. Lifting is less of a sport than cheerleading. This kid wasn't even fat! He looked more normal than you with your bulbous neck and gross veins. You guys walk around like you were granted with some almighty gift, when in fact you probably lead an unhealthy lifestyle in order to get those gains, and your body is going to fail when you're 45. Have fun when the collagen in your joints disappears and your colon is impacted from all the fake protein and gainer you consume. The kid you just laughed at is gonna be just fine.