General Tso's Chicken

it was so freaking spicy.

Oh yeah, I made Banana Cream Pie Shooter, too.

Pad Thai

It turned out pretty well for my first try. I'm still working on the recipe, so I can't post it yet.

The Perfect Tuna Sandwich

I've done it. It's the perfect tuna sandwich.

Ingredients:

5oz albacore tuna (I used Bumblebee)
2 slices of bread (I suggest 10 grain or at least whole wheat)
1/4 cup chopped green onions
1/4 cup chopped roasted garlic dill pickle
1 T yellow mustard (not pictured)
1 T stone ground mustard
1 T sour cream
1/4 t very hot horseradish



Combine ingredients in a bowl.



Put the spread on your bread and enjoy. I was tempted to add pepper, but I'm glad I didn't. The amount of spice is just right. I want to describe the sandwich more, but I can't. My words fail me.

Internet on the TV

I view a lot of my internet content on my TV now. It's pretty crazy because sometimes I forget it's the internet. Very good.

RANT: Fitness does not reflect excellence.

To the roided out douchebag wearing an Affliction tee outside the grocery store that laughed at the kid wearing a WoW tee who tripped on a curb: you're a pathetic asshole. First of all, fitness does not reflect excellence. The fact that you have huge biceps is not impressive. The only traits of your personality that is displayed by your muscles is self-absorption and vanity. You find that kid laughable because he spends his spare hours playing video games. The fact that you spend yours repeatedly picking up something heavy and setting it back down makes you no better than him. Furthermore, his hobby takes legitimate talent. A fitness show does not display talent. Lifting is less of a sport than cheerleading. This kid wasn't even fat! He looked more normal than you with your bulbous neck and gross veins. You guys walk around like you were granted with some almighty gift, when in fact you probably lead an unhealthy lifestyle in order to get those gains, and your body is going to fail when you're 45. Have fun when the collagen in your joints disappears and your colon is impacted from all the fake protein and gainer you consume. The kid you just laughed at is gonna be just fine.

Pissed enough to resurrects this blog.

This whole time, you’ve been the bitch. I’ve put so much care and consideration into your feeling during this transition because I was under constant scrutiny. I was consistently getting accused of “messing with your head”. Hooking up with chicks while using you for an occasional hook-up and emotional support. I NEVER did that shit. I stayed true to my principles. I was so concerned with not being that kind of person, that I never realized that you were that person. That’s what hurts the most. I wanted to be positive that I wasn’t manipulating you, and in doing so, I was manipulated. It sucks to know that I put so much time and energy into you , and you just ended up turning into another slut. It’s fuckin sad. It makes me nauseous. I never wanted to feel that way about you.